We're All Going On A Summer Holiday
Adventures in Sigh-Fi will be taking a little break over the next 2 weeks as the lazy editor goes on vacation. He was reported as saying something although he had his hand over his mouth so his response was rather muffled. He was spotted earlier yesterday throwing what looked like barbeque food into a supermarket trolley and when questioned declined to comment, merely placing a block of cheddar cheese beside fresh baps and a litre of milk.
The Institute for Popular Blogging said that the holiday was "a sign of a dark future for editorial reforms under the new administration."
Mr Adamson came to rule the united domain of Sigh-Fi through the manual voting, counting, and canvassing governed by arcane rules. There are for example, 28 rules just on the appreciation of beer. And that's just one small section of the Omnibus Election Code, a huge tone guaranteed to give the reader migraine. The section on prohibited hand gestures alone is mind-boggling.
Chief political advisor to Adventures in Sigh-Fi told us that "I'll make sure there's a gift ready for you...Is this thing still on?!"
Mr Adamson will be returning to work on Monday 5th September although he told the public that posting in the interim would be "business as usual". Little did this statement foresee how much of an understatement that would turn out to be.
posted by Phil @ 6:12 pm
9 Comments:
We have received information that infact you are not going on holiday but are fleeing criminal prosecutions for accepting bribes to promote such evils as pie and stinky cheese. How do you respond Mr Adamson?
Those allegations are completely unfounded and I condemn any biased attacks towards me or my organisation.
This is exactly the kind of response associated with weak journalistic integrity I've come to expect from the left-wing liberal media.
I find your argument weak and pedantic.
Under section 38, sub section 3, paragraph 2, you have voilated code 21 of the Journalistic Act of 2004. Therefore I have choice but answer "no comment" until such times as the question is no longer being asked.
We shall never silence our voices against the tyranny of the corporate machine aided and abeited by you sir! Not until our minds are free from the pollution of branded pies and cheeses.
Who's this anonymous poster? Why do you hide behind what must be a pseudonym? (Or a very unlucky name I guess)
I LIKE PIE
I LIKE CHEESE
I LIKE PIE WITH CHEESE
I LIKE CHEESE WITH PIE
CHEESE AND PIE CHEESE AND PIE
MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TO THE MAKER OF CHEESE AND PIES WE SALUTE YOU SPREAD THE GOOD WORD AND LESS FROM THE PROLATERIATE BREAD AND WATER SCUM!!!!!!!!
HA! Reveal my identity so that you can discredit me by creating fake pictures of me dining in The Factory. I don't think so!
Our nation has always been comforted by pie. Pies were used to build the new world and saved a people from starvation, and freed pie-less countries from brutal oppression of meatballs. People that were captives in their own homes, forbidden from making or eating pie. Today they are free, and are part of Adventure In Sigh-Fi's new government. And we welcome the new Ministers of Pie Affairs, Doctors Chris Rees and Brian McElwaine.
Our progress is a tribute to the spirit of the Pie people, to the resolve of our cooking, and to the might of the freshly baked porkpie. When I called our pies into action, I did so with complete confidence in their taste and fat content. And tonight, thanks to them, we are winning the war on pastry based snacks. The men and women of our bakeries have delivered a pie to every enemy of the Adventures In Sigh-Fi: Even 7,000 miles away, across oceans and continents, on mountaintops and in caves -- you will not escape the justice of this pie.
We have seen the depth of our enemies' hatred in pies, where they laugh about the loss of innocent rusk. And the depth of their hatred is equaled by the madness of the recipes they design. We have found diagrams of tofu, detailed instructions for making meat-free pies.
Thanks to the work of our law enforcement officials and coalition partners, hundreds of pie-haters have been arrested. Yet, so long as nations harbour anti-pie chefs, freedom is at risk. And Adventures In Sigh-Fi and our allies must not, and will not, allow it.
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