Creep

I saw Creep last night. It's a horror film directed by Christopher Smith who hasn't done any big films before and, after watching this, will hopefully not get the chance to do anything again.
It stars Franka Potente who you'll recognize as the girlfriend of Jason Bourne from the Bourne Identity and Bourne Supremacy films, which are good movies you should definitely check out.

The film begins in a swanky London party where Franka is being hit on by a slimeball male character and she flips him off and leaves the party to seek out another secret party where George Clooney is said to be attending. She goes to catch a tube but seemingly falls asleep on the bench where the tube trains pull in. I don't know if you've ever been on the tube but there's no way you could still be sleeping when one of those stops right beside you. This badly thought out plot turn marked the beginning of a slow decent into absolute dirge. There were no pyschological horror moments, only blatent gore sequences which were slightly squirmy but instantly forgettable.

I'd give this film 1 chainsaw out of 5.