3 Movies To Avoid

Unfortunately I've been to see some absolute tripe in the cinema lately so I thought instead of reviewing them, I would give a brief synopsis and warn you to avoid them at all costs.

Wolf Creek. Take 5% plot based on true events and make a shameless gore/flick mixed with unorginal plot for 90 minutes. Thank god I wasn't alone.

Transporter 2. Like cheese? Then how about some ham with that cheese? How about a buffet of action clichés washed down with a big bottle of OTT soda? A complete let down from the tongue-and-cheek original.

Land Of The Dead. This is probably the best of the lot here. George Romero coming back to what he created. Oh you've forgotten one thing that made the first film enjoyable: everything. The best acting on show is actually from the lead zombie. 'Nough said.